My Uterus is Magic

My uterus is magic... It's all in the details, and there are plenty here. Ever wondered how all of this works? Here is one woman's story. Read along for a sarcastic, unfiltered journey through pregnancy with first time mom, Lanni Waschke: comedian, writer and one sick puppy. Here is too much information on the subject of pregnancy and birth from the mind of an all around snarky so and so.

Tuesday, April 29, 2014

Negitivity and Motherhood, Part 1

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Alright. I think I might rant. Fair warning. Let's see how this turns out. Why, when you announce a new milestone that has been reache...
Wednesday, April 16, 2014

Domestication and More

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1. I should be writing. Why am I checking Facebook? There is nothing interesting there. I am tired of Buzzfeed telling me what I think in th...
Wednesday, December 4, 2013

And Then There Was Dario

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We had a baby. It was awesome. I did it! No drugs! I remember every detail. I got super high, naturally. The body is an amazing thing. I am ...
Monday, December 2, 2013

How to Lose 15 lbs in 12 Hours! (Part 2)

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We kept on with the same after the doctor left. I would have a contraction every few minutes where I would pause and breathe and focus on ...
Wednesday, October 23, 2013

How to Lose 15lbs in 12 Hours! (Part 1)

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Well, the inevitable happened. The day came. The moment we've all been waiting for. A tiny human was born. My baby vacated my magic uter...
Friday, October 18, 2013

Saying Goodbye to My Fetus and Hello to My Baby

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From our birth announcement So, today is October 18th, 2013. Yesterday was my babies due date. Yesterday was a date that I had looked fo...

40 Week Doctors Appointment

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Our doctors appointment yesterday went well. I am progressing. I am now 2cm dilated and 80% effaced. (Last week I was 1cm dilated and 50% ...
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About the Author: Lanni Waschke

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Lanni Waschke
Bellingham, Washington, United States
I first started a blog so I could write about my dog Louie. That's how 'Life with Blind Louie' began, a collection of funny and inspiring stories about life with a blind dog. Almost a year later, I was expecting my first child. That's how 'My Uterus is Magic' started.
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